There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Paki, who got kidnapped by terrorists. They were told they would receive 20 lashes with a whip and each had one request. The Paki says 'Strap a pillow to my back' after 5 lashes the pillow breaks. The Irishman says 'Strap two pillows to my back' after 10 lashes, it breaks' The Englishman smiled and said 'Strap the Paki to my back'

Not as funny when reading it but who cares!

Us scots would take it like a man >.>

ne 1 else guna fuking post a jk or what

Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!
Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago
Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0


ever had some 1 scream in your face like this??


go 4 mins in